Now, when I started this site almost a year ago I had every intention of keeping it updated for the amusement of of whoever happens to stumble onto this site. The problem is, I haven’t kept it up. So I am going to list 5 cold things which represent the chill that is throttling Norfolk like some kind of ice python!

5# Cold Shoulders

Getting hit with a cold shoulder hurts with an icy sting

4# Cold water on your teeth

This is deeply unpleasant especially in the morning!

…I’ll think of more another time, I must now go and play Skyrim, which incidentally features a lot of snow, ice etc.

Fus Ro Dah!